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Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 661
Location: Gahanna, Ohio USA
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What's the difference between a wedge and an Escalade?- Tiger can back up a wedge.
What do Tiger and baby seals have in common? - Both get clubbed by Norwegians
Did you hear that Tiger changed his name but kept it in the cat family - Cheetah
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Woods just redid he pre-nup. It says the next time he plays a round, she will hand him his balls.
What can Elin Woods do with a golf club that Phil Mickelson can't?- Beat Tiger.
Did you hear that Tiger changed his name but kept it in the cat family – Cheetah.
What kind of club did Tiger’s wife use to beat him? A bitching wedge.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
After scoring a couple of beautiful birdies earlier on, Tiger finds himself in some serious trouble at the last hole, coming home.
Elin thought she was marrying a tiger, but now learned he's really a lion cheatah.
In line with the rules of golf: there's a 2-stroke penalty for playing the wrong hole.
What did Elin do when she got to the first hole? Got teed off and sliced into the Woods.
Nike is still behind Tiger but they disagree on the need to change their slogan to “Just Do Her”.
Some people just don’t like to be a part of the Tiger Slam!
What course gives Tiger the most trouble? Intercourse.
She must have realized that golfers are always playing a round.
Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade, golfers always blame it on their Caddie. |
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